by Flackt2001 December 17, 2021
One of the most dangerous insults known. It was so bad that a long time ago a real life chat filter was constructed to stop the use of the insult before it was said. Only people with permission from the police are able to use it.
Once the insult is used on a person they immediately die.
Once the insult is used on a person they immediately die.
Michael: FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT I WILL THROW MY PLAYSTATION 3 AT YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: shut up poo poo head
Michael: *died*
Mike: shut up poo poo head
Michael: *died*
by MESYETI April 8, 2021
by shartypants123 October 8, 2021
The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:
I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement
As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
by all_red7 May 3, 2013
The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022
by It is in my ass September 26, 2018