the stuff that is supposed to come out of your butt. poopie, poo, crap, sh**, feces, dung, scat, etc...
(from an email i got from a friend)

The Ultimate Poopie List
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with skid marks.
Second Wave Poopie- It happens when your done poopie-ing, and you have pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you almost have a stroke.
Richard Simmons Poopie- You poopie so much you lose 30 pounds.
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie- Self Explanatory!
Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie, Poopie- It's the kind where you want to poopie real bad, but all you do is sit, cramp, and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)- The kind that comes out of your rectum so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splatters all over the toilet, and at the same time chronically burns your tender poop chute.
Mexican Food Poopie- It smells so bad the room is condemned.
The Girlie Poopie- The people that think their poopie doesn't stink..
Fisherman's Bobber Poopie- That's the kind where you're in the public rest-room, and there are two people waiting for your stall. You poopie and flush two times, but several golf ball-sized pieces are still floating on the water..
The VanGough Poopie- That's where after you poopie, you are shocked to see all the different colors in your poopie, and try to figure out what you ate to do it again.
The Show-and-Tell Poopie- You're so impressed with your own poopie, you leave it in the bowl so all your friends can appreciate it too
The Wipers Nightmare- That's the kind that breaks off too soon, so half falls in to the bowl and half stays hanging.
Ambush Poopie- That's when your in public and you think you have to fart, but you get a sneak attack squirt instead.
Paralyzing Poopie- When you're sitting poopie-ing so long your legs fall asleep.
He Just Poopied, Poopie- When you get done poopie-ing, you put your shorts back on and go out in public with those identifying bright red pressure circles on the back of your legs for all to see.
The "What Crawled Up Your Butt & Died?" Poopie- Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The Snake Charmer Poopie- A long skinny poopie which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Ritual Poopie- This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Ranger Poopie- A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Premeditated Poopie- Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
The Porridge Poopie- The type that comes out like toothpaste, and justkeeps on coming. You have two choices: 1) Flush and keep going. 2) Risk it piling up to your crack while you sit there helpless.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Poopie- An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you cannot poopie.
The Peek-A-Boo Poopie- Now you see it, now you don't! This poopie is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Mood Enhancer- This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The "I Think I'm A Bunny" Poopie- When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Poopie- When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your poop shoot on the way out in the morning.
The Honeymoon's Over Poopie- This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.
The Groaner- A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
The Energizer Poopie- "Still Going!"
The Crowd Pleaser- This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Cliffhanger- Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off, because if you wipe now it's going to smear all over the place.
The Back-To-Nature Poopie- This poopie may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. Beware of poison ivy wipes.
The Aftershock Poopie- This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
The Terminator- You poopie so hard you fall off the toilet.
T2- More extreme then The Terminator, you require some medical assistance to restart your heart. Clear!
The Cowboy- You've got to poopie so bad that you proceed to buck and holler until finally the poopie's been tamed.
The Runner's Poopie- Experienced by long distance runners who don't want to stop so they poopie in their shorts. (inspired by Jeff Reigal of BadAxe, MI)
Poopszopherenia- Fear of poopie-ing, can be fatal!
The Pool Poopie- Usually performed by younger children. It's too much fun in the pool so why get out? Makes a great floatie toy afterwards!
Painter's Poopie- You're up on the scaffolding and it takes to long to get down so you just cramp it and wait.
Lost Poopie- That's when there's a poopie in the urinal.
by faeriella June 16, 2009
Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe

There is

THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner

THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry

THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping

THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping

THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......

THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!

THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets
by Fiona Moore-O'toole January 11, 2005
the biggest relief life has to offer. being able a have a poo is a liberating feeling
"i'm off for a nice relaxing poo"
by kade and jatie February 26, 2004
Poo is a byproduct of your body. Poo is primarily composed of dehydrated waste manufactured in from the works of many organs in your body. Some include the Gall Bladder, Small Intestine, Large Intestine, Stomach, Esophagus, and many more.
Poo is commonly propelled out of your rectum usually preceding speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. There are multiple types of poos, such as,

Gattling Gun: The Gattling Gun is when your anus continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your ass into the water.

Splashers: Splashers are actually quite common. They refer to any kind of poo that hits the water of the toilet bowl and the water displaces onto your ass and you aquire an annoying yet real feeling of a splashed ass.

One Eyed Green Monster: The One Eyed Green Monster, or O.E.G.M., is a greenish hue poo that has usually a few nuts in it. O.E.G.M.s are usually mixed with a dark redish color or brownish color and seem to appear when there are some extra foods that have flown through the digestive track. The greenish poo usually represents illness.

The Red Baron: Red Barons are red poos basically. They attain the color of red through stain of your very own blood. A Red Baron may more commonly make your anus bleed instead of being stained with its blood.

Burning Brigade: The Burning Brigade is usually a series of poos that result in a tired and extremely overheated anus. These poos steam at sight and leave your anus in no better condition. Burning Brigades are known to acheive temperatures of over twice that of the sun. Sometimes a Burning Brigade will be enflamed and scorch the inside of your anus threatening a bowel reallignment.

What the Fuck: What the Fucks are nicknamed after what you say when you look at your poo. A W.T.F. usually contains an arrangement of different items in your poo that you may have digested earlier. From gum to just about anything is what they may contain. What the Fucks may take on any trait of any other poo making them a admirable foe, but are usually related to Corporate Casuals.

Creamy Corn: Creamy Corns contain Corn as their name implies. Creamy Corns are generally creamy with abundant tidbits of corn layden across the poo. Creamy Corns generally slide right out of your anus very quickly. Creamy Corns are a subcategory of What the Fucks, and generally harmless.

Rocky Road: Rocky Roads are simply nutty poos. They are a subcategory of a W.T.F. If you overeat on nuts, expect a Rocky Road. Sometimes the nuts violently scratch at your innocent inner-buttox causing a great deal of pain. Rocky Roads look nutty and brown and usually quite chunky.

Slick and Clean: Also known as the S.A.C. S.A.C.s slide out of the anus without leaving a mess or requiring you to wipe it, but out of good integrity, you do. Slick and Cleans are what everyone hopes for every poo session. S.A.C.s sometime merge with Love Trains to create an annoying but strangely satifying turd. S.A.C.s are loved around the world as the world and were discovered as the world's first non-volatile poo!

Slick and Dirty: Slick and Dirties, or S.A.D.s are opposite S.A.C.s in terms of the stains they leave. Slick and Dirties are slick but leave massive poo stains all over your buttox and are extremely messy. S.A.D.s are extremely moist usually and can easily be broken down by being releived on by its yellow countpart. A releiving yet grotesque poo, it was also the rated the second most non-volatile poo when it was discovered. S.A.D.s have grasped atmospheric speeds that violently assault the water creating a chunky messy Splasher.

Winnie the Pooh: Also known as the"Pooh." Poohs are poos that get stuck in your asscrack and refuse to get out. Through much energy and constipation eventually the Pooh may be pried free and released to go about its buisness.

Hamlet: Hamlets are very similar to Poohs. Hamlets are tiny poo pellets that you wish you could get out of your ass but no matter how hard you try it wont budge. If you eventually give up the dastardly deed, then you have the feeling of a poo lodged inside of your anus for quite a while. Hamlets are optional poos really, as long as you don't push for one you wont be stuck in its pickle.

Corporate Casual: The Corps are known as plainly regular poos. They don't take on any specifics rather than perhaps that of a Splasher. Corps aren't anything to worry about and simply fit the description of a regular turd. Corporate Casuals are also refered to as "Mimics" as they can easily take on the function of any of these poos in a half-baked way.

Cheesey Gordida: Cheesey Gordidas are generally yellow poos. Cheesy Gordidas are usually quite goey and liquid like, but still manage to maintain a solid form. Cheesy Gordidas are prevented when you exhume the Cheesy Gordida Crunch manufactured with brain juice in Tacobell. Cheesy Gordida Crunches were named this because of their function of halting Cheesy Gordidas. A Cheesy Gordida turns into a Nickel Raid when treated with the medicine Cheesy Gordida Crunch.

Nickel Raids: Nickel Raids are the product of a Cheesy Gordida being treated. Nickel Raids are hundreds of poo pellets no bigger than half an inch that rapidly propel out of your but and make your anus feel like a Yeti is trying to get it. Nickel Raids do save you from the pain of a Cheesy Gordida but aren't that great.

The Love Train: The Love Train is a concentrated essence of love-fudge. Love Trains are extremely lengthy but sometimes very slim. The Love Trains usually cause rashes due to the constant irritation aganist the skin from the train. Love Trains are closely related to the Slick and Clean and sometimes you can see the time in combination. The longest Love Train recorded was 11 feet in length but about 1' in width. They seem to get thinner but longer.

Water Fountain: Water Fountains and Splashers are commonly mixed up. Water Fountain is liquid like poo that is impelled out of the butt at a speed faster than the fastest man on Earth. This session of poos will certainly have Splashers in it and usually a Water Fountain can last for three days!

Gassy Max: The Gassy Max poo, refers to anal leakage. Anal leakage is where you feel the need to fart, and you do but instead of a delectable gas coming out, your are bestowed upon a renegade pellet which usually are very watery as well.

Behemoth: The Behemoths are extremely large poo snakes that may reach up to 1 foot in length. The Behemoth is a pain to dispel and usually clogs your toilet. If you feel the need of a Behemoth, go outside and let it free, otherwise you will have to go the extra mile to unclog the bastard. Behemoths occur when your anus feels like playing a trick on you, although it risks ripping, your buttox contains its own paralell mind known as the sub concious. This was proved in 1786 from a test by Ebeneezer Scrooge.

Nemesis: Nemesis is a life-threatening poo. Its known to have reached sizes of about 3 feet in length and 6' in width. Nemesi are also known as "The Brown Death." If you feel the need of a Nemesis you need to hurry, Nemesi move through your digestion track with denomic speed. Nemesi have the lead statistic in violently ripping asses open. Back in ancient times, the Nemesi were regarged as a curse in an attempt to spawn the Anti-Christ and were imbued with satanic powers. Today such ideas are still taught.
In General
"Yo i've got to let the dogs out yo! Chitz is scratching alot!"
"Excuse while i engage in disgorging myself of poo."
"Poos are a gift from heaven, if you don't like taking poos, then don't."
"WHY! Why have i been forsaken with this poo?! WHY GOD! WHY!"
"I do beleive it is my right to request the ability to take a poo during class."

Gattling Gun
"My god this Gattling Gun has entered a cheat of infinite ammo!"

Splashers
"God damn i hate Splashers..."

One Eyed Green Monster
"Ah man my poo is green! Look theres a nut in the middle! It looks like a One Eyed Green Monster!"

The Red Baron
"My ass aches! Oh no a Red Baron! Theres blood everywhere!"

Burning Brigade
"My ass feels like its been in a kiln! Damn you Burning Brigade!"

What the Fuck
"What the fuck is that?"

Creamy Corn
"Ahh gross! Its a Creamy Corn!"

Rocky Road
"OH! MY ASS! The burning sensation of my ass crack getting mutilated on all sides of the retum by a Rocky Road is unbearable!"

Slick and Clean
"Lets see what do we got here... hey wow my ass is already clean! Oh that was a SaC! Yes i love Slick and Cleans!"

Slick and Dirty
"Jesus i've been through an entire paper roll, this was some Slick and Dirty!"

Winnie the Pooh
"Release me of your constant bickering Winnie the Pooh!"

Hamlet
"Shit i shouldn't have pushed, now i've got a Hamlet!"

Çorporate Casual
"Whew looks like its only a Corp."

Cheesy Gordida
"Eww gross a Cheesy Gordida! Look at it squirm!"

Nickel Raid
"AHHHHHHH!"

The Love Train
"This is one long ass Love Train!"

Gassy Max
"Here comes a fart! Ah, that felt, wait, what the hell! OH NO IT WAS A GASSY MAX!"

Water Fountain
"UGH! Water Fountain, my ass feels like a girl in the middle of a bukakke!"

Behemoth
"My ass crack cannot take it any longer its going to give to this Behemoth!"

Nemesis
*Denomic music starts playing
by Teh Seb December 22, 2005
instead of shit say poo
like bull-poo, poo head, or this poo is cold
by D. Hine October 10, 2003
SOmething that comes out of your anus that people like to joke and do funny stuff with
Poo is funny. It comes out of my bottom
by LilJOnwhattt: July 15, 2005
usually involves a toilet and a good magazine
nothing like a good read on the throne
by alan December 26, 2003
What kind of a moron looks up the definition of poo?
You looked up the word poo. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Get out before I turn off the internet.
by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 02, 2010

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