poncey southern git 

A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.

Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.

poncey southern git by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010

Poncey 

The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.

Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.

Poncey by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 5, 2005

Parker Posey 

From the characters that the American actress Parker Posey portrays on the screen. A person exhibiting the character traits af an asshole and/or being a cunt.

"That bitch is such a Parker Posey" and "Stop being such a Parker Posey, this is why people don't like you."

Parker Posey by Guilty1 June 7, 2018

Poosey 

Somebody scared of their partners.

"Sunny is a right old Poosey, he's scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn't displease her"

Man1: what are you doing Sunny tonight?
Sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she's not happy with me and so I have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal"
Man1: You POOSEY!

Poosey by Ghazi January 29, 2008

Posey Rims 

The situation while playing basketball, either seriously or for fun, where the ball refuses to enter the hoop when you shoot it. Usually in the form of clanging off of the back of the rim.

*Shoots basketball and misses again*

"Ahhh, what the fuck? Fucking posey rims!

Posey Rims by ThaOnlyF1 August 11, 2012

Poosey 

Slang for "pussy", as in a woman's genitalia or a cat.

My poosey is shedding.

Poosey by Ka August 4, 2003

Tyler Posey 

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!! star of the mtv series "Teen Wolf", nice body, gorgeous face, and a mystery man. Tyler Posey needs to marry me!!

did you see that guy? he was ripped!
i know, dude. hes like Tyler Posey!

Tyler Posey by Kayla Johnston13 June 18, 2011