Pinkeye 

The result of having a male ejaculate in one's eye. Also known as the 'hot monocle'

Steve has pinkeye, he got a hot monocle last nigt.

Pinkeye by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009

Pinkeye 

During the act of eating out a pussy from behind, your eye accidently brushes up against her asshole resulting in this terrible affliction. Usually occurs when bedding unclean whores you picked up of the street.

I ate out this random at the club last night and know I've got a bad case of the pinkeye.

Pinkeye by Sinodax November 14, 2014

Ponkey 

A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.

Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)

Ponkey by Gobada March 26, 2008

Honkey Ponkey 

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

Honkey Ponkey by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

pinkeye fountain 

It's a metaphore wich means the syringe,within heroin mixed with blood.The color of the blood is changing pink when it's mixed with the dope.-pink.Eye is the top of the needle,fountain - i think it"s preety obviously.

"...clipside of the pinkeye fountain..." - The Mars Volta - Inertiatic ESP

pinkeye fountain by Epikyros September 28, 2008

ponkey 

A donkey cross bred with a pony creating a small equestrian animal. Ponkeies can be of the x chromozone or xy chromozone. Trust me I own three. Can be a multiple birth. Can look like the mare or father.

That ponkey looks like it's mom.

ponkey by Dawn Michelle September 26, 2006

Pinkeye 

A pinkeye is where someone does a bear cheak fart to the pillow of a friend or enemy leaving a bit of remains on the pillow so that when they go to sleep the lie of the affected area and wake up with a pink eye.

1: Ah man you got proper pinkeye'd last night

2: Tell me about it

Pinkeye by Almost. March 9, 2008