post road ponytail 

A term derived from the far east side of Indianapolis. Describes a ponytail with just a few short strands of hair that sits on top of a woman's head and the rest of the hair is gel'd down (most likely matted).

Look at that thot's post road ponytail, it's barely there.

post road ponytail by CandyCurve April 19, 2017

Ponytailer 

A ponytail holder as described by a man out of touch with pop culture. He hails from some weird state like MissourAAAAh. He recently met the greatest woman ALIVE and is thanking his lucky stars on the daily that she has 'saved' him from a life full of open source code and sausage parties.

My cat just ate my ponytailer and is gonna be sick later.

My girlfriend keeps wearing my ponytailers home from my house in the morning...maybe I should cut my hair short like a man...

Ponytailer by Erin, the greatest woman alive March 14, 2011

positate

1. to turn a bad situation into a good one
2. to become positive

you gots ta look inside ya self, positate the negative, when life throws pies at you, you make ya self a tall cool glass of piemonade

Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!

positate by zEli March 10, 2005

Pontiac Syndrome 

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

Pontiac Syndrome by chingaleta December 31, 2008

Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl 

A girl who is chill and gives no fucks. She tells it like it is and is legit. She is true to herself and to the people around her. She is able to look beautiful without makeup and she knows what she wants; she is not high maintenance. She can kick it with her boyfriend without having to go out and being entertained. Music is a big part of her life and she likes simple things like movie nights. Sadly, this type of girl is very rare.

She is so chill and down to earth she is like a sweatpants-ponytail girl.

Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl by greenmonster733 December 12, 2013

Camp Pontiac 

$14k a year sleepaway camp for JAPPY girls from NY. Girls at this camp can be seen wearing golden goose (ggdb) hard tails, sugar lips, the camp spot apparel, aviator nation, free city, Cartier and van cleef. You'll only fit in if you're JAPPY and have been there for years. Boys on the other hand only play lacrosse and hockey and have massive egos. Kids at camp hookup every night with the opposite gender by sneaking out.

Oh she is really jappy, she must go to Camp Pontiac

Camp Pontiac by BLOBFISH12348 February 9, 2021

Politard 

A politard is someone who is politically polarized to the point that they cannot have an intelligent discussion with anyone that they perceive to be "on the other side" of their political spectrum, the politard will automatically disagree with their perceived "enemies" and often without any actual knowledge of the subject being discussed. Politards differ from trolls in that politards actually believe what they say.

We were trying to have a discussion at (insert ANY political blog, forum, or website here) but the politards kept spewing bullshit so our discussion ended up going nowhere.

Politard by Brudogg September 18, 2010