A ponce, typically male, is one who enjoys the scent of his own farts, more than he enjoys the company of others.
"I dare say, that Richard Dawkins is such a ponce."
by coolbananas June 27, 2008
v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing
"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."
by MC Skillet August 23, 2006
a roomate who is a man but acts completely like a woman, therefore becoming a woman
dude your roomate is such a ponce he expected me to open the door for him.
by payaso57 March 20, 2006
A homosexual pimp; Eric Hyde.
Damnit Eric, you are such a gay ass ponce.
by vector December 10, 2004