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v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing
"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."
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To beat someone up, or attack them.
Dont mess with me, or else ill ponce you.
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(noun)-A temporarily lost or permanently lost article(s) of clothing. If you have no idea where your shirt is, it immediately a "ponce".
Where are my Ponce ?!?!?!!?!?!
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Ponce in spanish terms is an oversized sausage link, so they use it to describe someone who is fat and/or stocky in Spanish slang.
Hombre 1: YO holmes I'm getting fat
Hombre 2: Ohhh vato i guess i can start calling you ponce.
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