a deluded cunt, with a false sense of self-worth and self-importance.
John: "Martin, careful because you may slip. The pavement is wet"
Martin: "What? Do you think I don't know that? Were you expecting me to be surprised? Do you not know who I am?"
John: "What a pompous fuck"
by Orbit079 October 3, 2013
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A display or example of someone being a pompous ass. Typically refers to those who are arrogant and believe they are better than you, and act accordingly.

A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.
His obnoxious arrogance that day was such a display of pompous-assery I could barely contain myself.
by LynnInLaw April 26, 2010
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A silly phrase to describe someone that's ridiculous and likes to think that they're not.
"Loshad, you're such a pompous marshmallow, get over yourself."
by coldshadows August 6, 2006
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a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey
my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey
by cindyS February 27, 2008
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Essentially an electronic-compass, aka "GPS". But especially a fancy one, like those used in the military or the scientific community. And sometimes available in upscale luxury vehicles, like private yachts, jets, ships, etc.
Wow, that's a sweet pompous-compass! I bet it set you back quite a bit!
Yeah! but there's no getting lost with this baby! ... ready to sail?
by Cybercass January 13, 2010
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