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Pronounciation: "Paw - Luck".

This versatile word can be used in many ways.

As a noun it means to represent an extremely
awkward individual with a 100% mimicking attitude.
To be called a pollock is considered to be one of

the highest degree of insult as nobody wants to be

a loser like a pollock! To be a pollock means you

will most likely have a big ego and think you are

absolutely the shit. As a verb, this word describes

the performance of an action that displays general

forms of mental retardation and ignorance to normalities
in a social cociety. Nobody wants to get caught

pollocking. it is a sure fire way to lose your soul

to the underworld. Used as an adverb to to harshly and

directly describe the act of pollocking. this is a great

way to verbally cut down a foe or just to tell of the

principal of your local school. Used as an adjective

or describing word this word can be used in any way

possible to describe and express genuine hate and

disgust for something. when it comes down to it,

this word can be used anywhere, anytime!

Origin: this word derives from a horrid being that

is sometimes considered a demon. this creature's

habitat is in a very nicely kept house with very

loving parents that smother him with concern and

love. He usually stays in his room (which is probobly

the same size as your basement) and accompanies himself

with his faggoty guitars, microkorg, and indie rock

cds. the myth is if you ascociate yourself with this

dude, you will be forever copied and followed and have

a miserable life.

Description: A typical "pollock" will be wearing anything

and everything. depending on who it is copying it could

be wearing really flashy vibrant clothing, or it could be

rocking some serious basketball shorts (that he will claim

to be bringing back). This total doucher will almost always

have his headphones in even if he is with a group of real,

living talking people. he will most likely be 100% serious

all the time and will butcher jokes and fail at attempting

to fit in and joke around with the guys. If wearing slip-on

shoes, he will be wearing socks. because they hurt his heels.

What a pussy!

Use: Noun, Verb, Adverb, Adjective.

Used:

(Noun) - "Hey man, look at that old nasty pollock over

there!"

(Verb) - "That boy over there is sure pollocking pretty hard!".

(Adverb) - "He is talking to that girl very pollockly. He is making a fool of himself... and men in general".

(Adjective) - "That Outback Steakhouse and Grill is looking quite pollock! Maybe thats why they shut all of them down?"
Common Expressions & Uses in Daily Life:

"Man i totally just pollocked that math test!!!"

"Man, i just spotted a complete pollock over there by the sex shop".

"Can't come out tonight boys, mom's being a total pollock".

Real-Life Experiences:

1.) Man talks about getting microkorg for a long time. buys microkorg. pollock decides he wants one too and gets the exact same one.

2.) pollock gets laid off from job (along with a number of other dudes) and cries on the way home (no other guy takes part).

3.) man wears button up shirt, jeans and sandals to school. The next day. style is repeated exactly.

4.) man has band. band plays a show. pollock asks for the to play quieter please (is it possible to have vagina inhabited ears?)

5.) Man wears basketball shorts to school. pollock goes out gets mom to buy him some then claims he's "bringing them back" with the other man. false.

6.) Pollock pays 160$ to go to Wasaga Beach. day before bitches out with "food poisoning", loses money and bails on his friend who was getting a ride with him.
by Dude-Brah July 15, 2009
 
1.
A slang term for Polish people. Usually meant as an insult. Often heard in western Pennsylvania. Pollocks often have an uncontrollable love of Polka music.
Donnie - "I had Kraut and Kielbasa for dinner last night"

Jim - "you're such a pollock"
by Donnie Iris June 01, 2006
 
2.
A slang term for a Polish person.
That stupid Pollock.
by Fujar May 30, 2005
 
3.
A word you cannot use to describe another polish person unless you are also a pollock.
polish person 1: Yo pollock!
polish person 2: Wassup pollock?
black person: Hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!
by notorious tre March 07, 2009
 
4.
/ˈpɒlək/ pol-uhk

(verb). To divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question 'what is (good?) art' into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. After Jackson Pollock, a famous artist who has spawned more discussions about 'what is art?' than anyone ever in history.
(Esteemed senior member of internet forum): "...after the last tornado it was spread across three states."

(Squidly newby): "Yes, but was it art?"

(All other members): "Aw, man - you just pollocked that thread!"
by JustcallmeEd June 11, 2014
 
5.
A movie so bad that not only is it hated by the mainstream but also by Wayne Pollock.
I just watched "Public Enemy" with Johnny Depp, it was total Pollocks
by Evil Justin March 12, 2014
 
6.
To ejaculate on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late Jackson Pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.
"Dude, I Pollock-ed all over her face last night."
by 2Smeds1Cat March 09, 2014
 
7.
v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.

n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.
Lindsey, if you keep eating those garbanzo beans you are going to pollock!
by Professor Quinta July 10, 2012