A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.
Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?"

Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"

Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."
by Slumlord Numero Tree December 12, 2008
Top Definition
A slang term for Polish people. Usually meant as an insult. Often heard in western Pennsylvania. Pollocks often have an uncontrollable love of Polka music.
Donnie - "I had Kraut and Kielbasa for dinner last night"

Jim - "you're such a pollock"
by Donnie Iris June 01, 2006
A word you cannot use to describe another polish person unless you are also a pollock.
polish person 1: Yo pollock!
polish person 2: Wassup pollock?
black person: Hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!
by notorious tre March 07, 2009
/ˈpɒlək/ pol-uhk

(verb). To divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question 'what is (good?) art' into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. After Jackson Pollock, a famous artist who has spawned more discussions about 'what is art?' than anyone ever in history.
(Esteemed senior member of internet forum): "...after the last tornado it was spread across three states."

(Squidly newby): "Yes, but was it art?"

(All other members): "Aw, man - you just pollocked that thread!"
by JustcallmeEd June 11, 2014
A movie so bad that not only is it hated by the mainstream but also by Wayne Pollock.
I just watched "Public Enemy" with Johnny Depp, it was total Pollocks
by Evil Justin March 12, 2014
To ejaculate on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late Jackson Pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.
"Dude, I Pollock-ed all over her face last night."
by 2Smeds1Cat March 09, 2014
v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.

n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.
Lindsey, if you keep eating those garbanzo beans you are going to pollock!
by Professor Quinta July 10, 2012
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