In the spring, the trees let out a lot of pollen in hopes that one might pollinate another tree, thus fertilizing and making a new baby tree.
by CelestineVI March 25, 2014
1) Particles given off by blooming plants that, in high amounts, can be visible on standing objects. Pollen tends to have a yellowish color.
2) Something that many people are allergic to. Most people suffer from itchy eyes, raw throat, runny nose, suffy nose, and/or headaches. Keep in mind that pollen can also cause sneezing in people who may or may not be allergic to pollen. This type of allergy is often called a seasonal allergy.
3) A person allergic to pollen may not want to live in the Atlanta, Georgia area because there's SO MUCH MOTHER FUCKING POLLEN!
4) Number 2 on my shit-list...yes I have a shit-list.
2) Something that many people are allergic to. Most people suffer from itchy eyes, raw throat, runny nose, suffy nose, and/or headaches. Keep in mind that pollen can also cause sneezing in people who may or may not be allergic to pollen. This type of allergy is often called a seasonal allergy.
3) A person allergic to pollen may not want to live in the Atlanta, Georgia area because there's SO MUCH MOTHER FUCKING POLLEN!
4) Number 2 on my shit-list...yes I have a shit-list.
1) >Hey Joe, did you see all the pollen on my car?
>No because my allergies have blinded me.
2) >Rick, did you happen to see how high the pollen level is today?
>No, because in Atlanta, there's always very high pollen levels in the *achooooo* spring.
3)>WHY THE FUCK DID I MOVE HERE!?
4)>Dick, did you read my updated shit-list?
>Yeah I notest that you put Barrack Obama in front of Dick Cheney
>That moves pollen into the number 3 spot, in front of Barney and Michael Moore.
>No because my allergies have blinded me.
2) >Rick, did you happen to see how high the pollen level is today?
>No, because in Atlanta, there's always very high pollen levels in the *achooooo* spring.
3)>WHY THE FUCK DID I MOVE HERE!?
4)>Dick, did you read my updated shit-list?
>Yeah I notest that you put Barrack Obama in front of Dick Cheney
>That moves pollen into the number 3 spot, in front of Barney and Michael Moore.
by bobalicous18 April 2, 2009
by Big Tommy P March 26, 2003
The pollening is a season in Cincinnati when all the plants suffocate Cincinnatians with pollen, it's in between third winter and actual spring.
by Lasalle > Elder May 11, 2019
A sexual act where the female is giving a blowjob. When the male is about to finish, he pulls out of her mouth and ejaculates up her nose causing her to sneeze.
This is a refrence to how plant pollen is plant sperm, and makes you sneeze.
This is a refrence to how plant pollen is plant sperm, and makes you sneeze.
by Daddys Long Cock May 27, 2016
by Macaroni No Good Chicken July 21, 2016
Pollen (noun) means the latest news or gossip about Beyonce.
It is usually only considered "pollen" when it is collected by a member of the "Beyhive", also known as a HoneyBeys, KillerBeys, or BumbleBeys. If collected by someone else, it can be simply considered news.
This news does not simply mean it must always include Beyonce directly. For example: it can be about another celebrity that talked about her, positively or negatively.
It is usually only considered "pollen" when it is collected by a member of the "Beyhive", also known as a HoneyBeys, KillerBeys, or BumbleBeys. If collected by someone else, it can be simply considered news.
This news does not simply mean it must always include Beyonce directly. For example: it can be about another celebrity that talked about her, positively or negatively.
HoneyBey 1 - Girl, did you collect your daily dose of pollen?
HoneyBey 2 - You already know I went to her site and got caught up quick! I can't believe that Keri Hilson went and said "I wouldn't have lipped-synced" on Twitter!
HoneyBey 1 - She's saying she got hacked now though, lying ass. She knows damn well she typed that herself, everyone knows she's been trying to come at the Queen since day 1.
HoneyBey 3 - Then did you hear that lame ass speech she gave about people believing everything they read?
HoneyBey 2 - It's just a sad ploy to cover her ass.
Basic Bitch 2 (Keri Hilson being "Basic Bitch 1") - Well, in my opinion, Beyonce will be thrilled to hear what she had to say. Bey might learn a thing or two from her.
HoneyBey 1 - Actually, you might be right. We'll first have to inform her what a "Keri Hilson" is beforehand, however.
***NOTE*** Were the lines of Bitch 2 ever said in an actual conversation with a HoneyBey, it would have ended much more violently.
HoneyBey 2 - You already know I went to her site and got caught up quick! I can't believe that Keri Hilson went and said "I wouldn't have lipped-synced" on Twitter!
HoneyBey 1 - She's saying she got hacked now though, lying ass. She knows damn well she typed that herself, everyone knows she's been trying to come at the Queen since day 1.
HoneyBey 3 - Then did you hear that lame ass speech she gave about people believing everything they read?
HoneyBey 2 - It's just a sad ploy to cover her ass.
Basic Bitch 2 (Keri Hilson being "Basic Bitch 1") - Well, in my opinion, Beyonce will be thrilled to hear what she had to say. Bey might learn a thing or two from her.
HoneyBey 1 - Actually, you might be right. We'll first have to inform her what a "Keri Hilson" is beforehand, however.
***NOTE*** Were the lines of Bitch 2 ever said in an actual conversation with a HoneyBey, it would have ended much more violently.
by BumbleBey February 8, 2013