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Well it's like this.
Freedom is a log with a giant cross-cut saw laying acrossed it.At one end of the saw are the Democrats and at the other end are the Republicans.The Democrats pull it this way and the Republicans pull it that way.They keep this up until they've sawed the log in half.Then they go back to their Satanic occult black lodges and gay anal eachother cause they are faggots. Freedom is just a word they used to take your freedom away from you.
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Poli: Many
+ Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures. ________________________________________ = Many bloodsucking creatures. Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See George Bush.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist... |
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Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple" normal person: "what the fuck?" brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics" normal person: "My god,earth is really an insane asylum!"
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1. the one and only place on earth where "My Esteemed Colleague" means "This Prick Here."
2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness. Senate, White House, House of Representatives.
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To lie Im going to politics this test!
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A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God. A Democrat thinks he IS God. Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus! |
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The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected. Politics is the root of all evil.
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The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.
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