Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"
normal person: "what the fuck?"
brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"
normal person: "what the fuck?"
brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
by bbbbbbbbbbbb April 1, 2005
A stupid game where
a. A totalitarian assbag kills millions in the name of "the Nation"
b. Two groups of wealthy assbags argue about cell phones and censorship while trillions of dollars of debt is considered unimportant
The only similarity between the two is that either way, the citizens lose.
a. A totalitarian assbag kills millions in the name of "the Nation"
b. Two groups of wealthy assbags argue about cell phones and censorship while trillions of dollars of debt is considered unimportant
The only similarity between the two is that either way, the citizens lose.
USA; China; 20th century Germany, Russia, and Italy; Greece; France, all are nations, all involve politics, no regular citizens win.
by UnfuckTheWorld November 18, 2011
1. the one and only place on earth where "My Esteemed Colleague" means "This Prick Here."
2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.
2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.
by the dude who sits in the corner and plays cards March 1, 2004
by Black Kat August 23, 2009
Politics declare war on <insert overblown reason> and slowly dismantle all your rights like free speech and the freedom of opinion for their paymasters from industry, economy and commerce.
by lonarlunatic March 6, 2012
Well you see, I'm voting for, well, uh, you see, I'm an Independent (Lie) and...well the system. Yeah, you gotta think about the system, consider voting these days and stuff. Say, what type of lube do you use for anal sex? I'd be much more comfortable talking about that than politics.
by Jacob Orr October 17, 2010