Polio Shirts

Faded, off-brand Polo shirts; usually worn by fans of The Dave Matthews Bland.

Dude, I don't know what the hell I'm wearing...I'm a 'T-shirt and jeans' kinda guy. Do I look gay?!

by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003

Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021

fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

by Cronnick January 27, 2004

Keylin Ruiz Polio

She is a gorg girl and is trustworthy kind smart and a loving person

Hello keylin Ruiz polio

by Truthsnocap April 12, 2022

Polio

Bitches can't walk!

My wife has polio. Oh, so that bitch can't walk?

by Jic Bassey January 3, 2021

Polio Shot

When an old man inseminates a younger woman and she begins to take on his elderly values

Edward gave Sierra a polio shot and now she’s talking to Siri more and buying her clothing at the Steinmart

by Funnyonions September 30, 2020

Papa Polio

A father who has so much polio they can’t move and have to buy bootlegs using a voice machine

Friend 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Friend 2: Yeah, he’s Papa Polio!

by Weenie6758 November 30, 2021