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Misunderstood by the public, people who enforce the laws.

4 main types of people that hate the police;

1: The 12 year old keyboard warrior. These people have never had bad interactions with the police before, but they're constantly reading on the Internet about how everyone hates the police and determines that hating the police is the trendy thing to do and decides to hop on the bandwagon.

2: The uppity college undergrad. They sit in Starbucks and blog about how oppressed they felt and how their rights were violated that one time they did a protest that blocked off a main street and a police officer told them to move. This is the same kind of person that will run around with a camera, antagonizing police to get a reaction out of them and then can be heard screaming "I DO NOT CONSENT. YOU'RE VIOLATING MY RIGHTS. I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN" over and over again when the officer asks to see their ID and the post the video on Youtube.

3: The felon. Usually brought on by their own stupidity, their arrest still lingers in their mind and they are bitter against the police officers who busted them for dealing pills.

4: The person who actually has a right to complain about the police. This kind of person has usually been unfairly treated by the police, usually beaten during a protest or was illegally searched and or detained by police. Accounts for 2% of people who hate the police.
Type 1:

*goes to Youtube video of police officer asking skaters to leave a property that they're not supposed to be on*

"Fuck the police"

Type 2:

*A guy with a video camera filming himself walking around with a assault rifle strapped over his shoulder*

Police officer: Hey bud, what's going on? What's the deal with the rifle?

Martyr: I DO NOT CONSENT. I DO NOT CONSENT.

Police officer: Would you mind if I saw your ID?

Martyr: ILLEGAL TERRY STOP. I DO NOT CONSENT. I DO NOT CONSENT. (What the martyr doesn't realize is that the police officer asked for his ID, and didn't demand it, which does not constitute a Terry stop)

Police officer: Ok sir, have a nice day.

*Martyr goes on Reddit*

Martyr: FUCK THE POLICE. FUCKING PIGS NEED TO ALL FUCKING DIE. SERIOUSLY ALL POLICE OFFICERS ARE LITERALLY HITLER. FUCK THEM. AMIRITE GUISE???

Type 3:

Maynnnneeee I ain't done nuttin. These pigs just don't have nuttin better to do than harass me. They just don't like me

Type 4:

While I was protesting the new bill that passed, a police officer grabbed my hair and threw me to the ground and hit me with his baton 3 or 4 times in the stomach. He cracked one of my ribs, and I am going to file a lawsuit against the department. My friend caught the whole thing on video.
by KJP1989 June 23, 2013
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a person who always tries and act as the saviour irrespective of what the world has to say for them.
why dont you talk to alice she's the real police.
by peyton sawyer March 08, 2009
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pOlice - a term used by a african american used to described the pigs.
OO SHIT NIGGA its the pOlice , les be out bfore that nigga pops a cap up in us cuz we balck !
by etsfd September 04, 2003
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The thing that never shows up quite on time when someone needs it.
Where are the police?
You know how it goes, they'll show up at the last second when everything is just about over.
by Headladn June 27, 2014
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"The Man"

It took you fucking hippie shit turd buglars long enough to figure out the truth. Yes we do like fucking with you and there's not a thing you can do about it. The best thing about the whole thing is that our pay comes out of your pockets in the form of taxes.
The police get a real laugh about you bitches thinking you can change anything.
by victimizer August 07, 2004
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A word which Americans CAN'T pronounce.
It isn't "po-lice"!
It is "Police"!
It is just one syllable!!

Also something that Townies hate.
American: Hey MOM! Call the Po-lice! There is a Townie eating my cat.
English: SAY IT PROPERLY, IT IS POLICE!
Townie: Ya MUM!
by Berry_Boy March 16, 2009
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brave men and women who go out their on the streets and work their asses off for more then 12 hours a day working with the lowest form of life on this planet, yet they keep working. those of you who think a police officer has an easy job, their is truely, some weird shit going on inside your cranium.

they get cursed at and listen to niggers whine and complain all day, get complaints filed on them for doing the right thing, and still get 0 respect from any piece of scum they straighten out. or attempt to. i would give any police officer 100% rights to lay out anyone who argues them. you dont know what they go through.
he is a police, he does the right thing and still gets disrespected by those losers.
by EEEEHHHHHHHHHHya April 10, 2011
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