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The stripper that refuses to give lap dances, or dance in front of you. Instead, she dances on the pole, and watches you out of the corner of her eye.
Damn, I want a lappie from that one exotic dancer, but she's not coming over here. She's such a pole hoe.
by Martin Goya March 24, 2006

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