by G-funk July 17, 2003
Much to his friends dismay, Frank again shared the incredulous story about the time he shit not just a mere surface breaker, but a polar cap breaker no shorter than 16”.
by Molotovtommy February 11, 2020
The fine art of shoving and ice cube up one's lovers ass, waiting for the ice to melt, then sucking to water out.
It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.
It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.
Karen wanted a polar ice cap for her birthday because the cooling sensation of the ice dulled the pain of her hemorrhoids.
by matt tacha June 1, 2009
The act of ejaculating on your lovers face whilst they sleep when temperatures outside have dropped below freezing. Then opening the window allowing the semen to freeze overnight and taking a picture in the morning as they wake.
Holli was annoyed at having to blow dry the Polar Ice Cap off her face before getting ready for work.
by BagSlayer September 23, 2016
by Birdie Sinclair June 20, 2010
Freeze an entire tray of Semen, stuff the ice cubes up your partners' ass and lick their rectum until each ice cube melts.
by TOO INTELLEGENT January 25, 2018
by big baller 696969 August 13, 2009