pokin' smot

When You Want To Smoke Pot

Wanna Go Poke Some Smot?

by Arrow October 11, 2004

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rat pokin

see. pokin daylight, to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.

"man I was on my way home from the bar last night and that "rat was a pokin".

by Rippinchikkin January 14, 2004

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pokin' turtle

the last minute right before you have to poop, and your poop is poking and in out of your butt

damn girl, looks like you got a pokin' turtle!

by heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey July 11, 2006

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When one's urge for a bowel movement enters into a death match with one's anal sphincter, and the sphincter slowly starts to lose like in a good arm-wrestling bout, until the feces actually touches one's pajamas.

I couldn't find an F'in crap hole for like an hour and by the time I got close to one, I was already pokin' pajamas!

I gotta shit so bad I'm pokin pajamas.

I forgot to put a diaper on my 2 year old when I put him to bed, and when he woke up he was pokin' pajamas.

by the dumb guy September 10, 2010

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Turtle pokin'

Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.

The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.

"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"

"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"

by R. Trelford March 8, 2004

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