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When both sides of your nutsack adheres to your inner-thigh.

Bat-wings are preventable by;
1. Washing your nutsack once in a while
2. Wearing tighty-whities or boxer briefs
3. Air cnditioning will stop the flow of heat and thus slow down the process of sweaty nuts.
When I wake up after a hot night/banging, I will typically wake up with bat-wings if I sleep in the buff or with loose boxers.

"Hey babe, wake up! Check this out! When I open my legs, it's like bat-wings!"
by R. Trelford March 18, 2005
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Used to describe to a buddy what your fantasy or intentions are when you see a smokin piece of ass. Mainly in regards to standing behind a woman, gently pushing her forward so that while she is standing she bends forward giving you full access for Doggystyle delight! Rather than actually saying "Oh man that chick is hot! I would love to get behind that ass and pound it all night long!" You just say "Bent!"
All one needs to say is simply "Bent"
Your buddy should clue in to what you are talking about, without the both of you being so obvious while in close proximity of the "bendee."

"Bent"
by R. Trelford March 4, 2004
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A substitute for the word "fucking"
Would be used for descriptive purposes(adjective).
ie: "You effen bastard!" or "I hate this effen burger!"or even "You little effen biotch!"
by R. Trelford March 3, 2004
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Multiple meanings/purposes;(1) Feeling creeped out by someone or something , Gives you the "willies". (2)Makes your hair stand on end.

You may also say "hibbly jibblies"
(1)Man, the Exorcist gives me the hibbly jibblies! (2) It's so cold out I'm getting the hibbly jibblies!
by R. Trelford March 4, 2004
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"S'up Dogdick?"

"Shave your choda lately Dogdick-you stupid twit bastard?"
by R. Trelford March 5, 2004
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A male or female who exhibits the need or want to have sex with a seductive/sensual glace/stare with another male or female that they have made direct eye-contact with.

This can be performed in all instances, any location, any time of the year, any hour of the day/night, with anyone.

Results will vary.
-Can be laughed off
-Can be acted upon
-Can be eye-fucked back
-Can eye-fuck for a long or short period of time
-Can eye-fuck back the eye-fucker
-Can eye-fuck back the eye-fucker's friends
-Can be given the Evil-eye back
-Can be beaten
-Can be told off verbally
-Someone who the eye-fuck was not intended for, may think it was meant for them
I interviewed this really attractive young lady in my office today and we were both eye-fucking each other, to the point where I thought I would close my door and seriously fuck her hot body on my desk.

I just got eye fucked by that hot chick!
by R. Trelford February 13, 2008
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You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.

P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!
"It felt like an SBD (silent but deadly) and now I'm touching cotton- Woe is me"
by R. Trelford March 9, 2004
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