Residence where large amounts of poon accumulates and is subsequently crushed. Generally an estate like setting where ass flows like tapwater. Sweet dudes generally are the only residents of a Poonsmore Estate.
Noun
1.) A written work or passage that is frightening or extremely unpleasant.
2.) A terrifying or very unpleasant experience that is read about and haunts the reader long after they have stopped reading.
"Reading about the recent crime wave in this morning's paper gave me the worst printmare."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'