Poif

Used to describe a male person with a extremely small genitalia, almost miniscule in size.

"Have you slept with Mason?"
"Yeah, he's a fucking poif"

by simplified insults August 20, 2023

Poif

A weird way of saying "perfect."

Him: How was the picnic?
Her: Poif.

by Andres.3000 June 15, 2019

Poif

A weird way in paying perfect.

Person A : sounds perfect to me!
Person B: poif.

by Meeo January 22, 2019

poif

a lazy, wealthy arrogance; a ball of fluff, two faced

example :{a fattened furry dog that refuses to move for traffic)

The seat cushions make me feel poif.

You Big poif!

He said he'd backed me up but turned out to be a poif in the end.

by Juanvelle Allen Dillard June 19, 2006

poif

The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.

* Picks up foam Devil's axe
* Pokes at John with it
*poif* *poif*

by Spoofnet November 20, 2011