polkmniujhbvytgfcxredszwqa 

When you are so bored that not only have you tried every single combination of qwerty but you have started trying to look for ridiculous ones that nobody has done yet such as going 2 letters right to left and going down each time so you can make your own, but you realize there are people on an even more extreme level of boredom.

Congratulations : )

Has anyone done 'polkmniujhbvytgfcxredszwqa' yet?

polkmniujhbvytgfcxredszwqa by Gytis5089 February 26, 2020

poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq

This is the sign of superior boredom. You have already tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq and qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp so you type the keyboard backwards in three letters from top to bottom. You are almost dead

I was in PE doing some sit ups and I actually just poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq ('ed) out. I feel so superiority to other intells.

poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq by Simipom June 4, 2019

polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz 

Another one of those keyboard combinations that people type into google when they are really bored. By this point you have already typed in everything else and must be extremely bored. You know what? You should probably get back to work.

*Types polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz into google*
You: Huh, interesting

polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz by lyledog34 June 19, 2016

Polkaroo

A person who only one member of a group has met, but who is often mentioned in conversation. Whenever this person is scheduled to meet with others in the group, something happens so that they never actually meet.

Origin: The Polkaroo was a character from a children's TV show. The show had two hosts and the running joke was that the Polkaroo only appeared when one particular host had gone to do something. He'd come back and say, "The Polkaroo was here? And I missed him again?"

Jenn: "You're here! Remember that guy I keep telling you about and want you to meet? He was just here for dinner, but he had to leave early."
Amanda: "Oh! He's totally a Polkaroo."

Polkaroo by Canadian Kay November 20, 2013

polk county texas

A place where inbreeding is highly encouraged, women resemble big feet who intentionally grow their pubic hair 6 - 8 inches in length. Fellas of this region neither read nor write and jam copious amounts of smokeless tobacco into their lips and anus holes. County leaders openly surf internet porn whilst fondling horse testicles and the police patrol the streets with unwiped butts and anal beads hanging around their necks. Backwards is often frontwards and old people smell of rancid fart gas. Children never leave for fear of a reality check and the lions varsity football team showers with each other unnecessarily. The local gymnastics shack hosts booger eating contests. Drugs abound and drunkards attend baptist church under the guise of holiness. Residents - in general - are incapable of passing a basic written IQ test. All in all, you would be better off moving into a known lepper colony.

Jeb: I'm fixing to go to the Sonic in polk county texas

Clem: Me too, whatcha gonna git?

Jeb: Dunno, can't read tha minu

Clem: Duh, we can eat horse poop and spread it on our wieners

polk county texas by jive-turkey December 29, 2010

polka dot ding dong 

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.

John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

polka dot ding dong by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006

poilk 

a random word a stranger yelled at me so im making it a definition

you poilk

poilk by poilk February 10, 2022