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a seedy loser who hangs around on dating websites, their profile equipped with a photo of a good looking person who does not resemble them in the slightest. They then proceed to message people for "sexy chats".
"How did it go with that guy who messaged you last night?"
"He was a real pofvert, worse than the other one who messaged the night before who at least had all his own teeth"
pofvert by kitschnkarma April 28, 2010
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A concert in a place where it may be heard or seen from outside the perimeter fence, hence avoiding any cost of admission or payable fee.
Wireless Festival, Hyde Park in London. A temporary stage erected in the summer where the poncert is easily heard and/or seen from outside the paid entry zone.
Poncert by its_our_future July 5, 2009
Similar to the term 'poggers' pockers is a term used to describe someone that is very poggers but also a person of colour (poc), ergo poccers!
Person 1: "Yo Ahmed that was so poggers!"
Person 2: "Damn straight cuh, I guess you could say it was... poccers!!!!"
poccers by pocman February 14, 2022

fab poffer 

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal
She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!
fab poffer by The only boyo February 27, 2017
Timmy had sex with tom he is such a "Pofter"
Pofter by Dawn McKinnon March 23, 2003
text abbrevation for Peace Out FuckER (S), or commonly used on myspace as an adearing way to say see ya, by really cool people.
ttyl, pofer, ~will
ok hope you all have a great gang bang POFER ~chalie
POFER by Will Zark October 7, 2007