podiating

Sitting on the academic podium at SuNy Albany relaxing or chillin when you are supposed to be in class, or whenever. Wasting time on the podium, loitering.

"DAMNNN...why you wasting maddd time podiating??? Go to class for once"

podiating by Lisa Maria October 23, 2007

The Podracer

A sexual position that's about as pleasant for the receiving partner as "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones" was to the public. This position is similar to doggy style, except the catchers arms are behind their back, like the handles of a podracer. Infrequently, the penetrating party will stop and say "Looks like young Skywalker has stalled!" while putting their thumb up the receiving party's ass, mimicking Anakin trying to restart his podracer. During climax, the penetrator donkey punches their partner and yells, as loud as possible, "Now this is podracing!"

Cody: Bro Stacey is crazy! she let me give her the podracer on the second date!
Sam: did you stall her engines?
Cody: Yeah it took me at least 3 minutes to start it back up again. She's totally wild!

The Podracer by skcfan16 January 7, 2019

porato 

Bright green potatoes that grow on trees in the bahamas on tuesdays

Wow this porato tastes amazing

porato by Cathy ruben January 25, 2017

Podiatrist 

A medical doctor who specializes in feet. These doctors usually have foot fetishes.

Edwina: Dr. Brown sure treated my corns on my feet.
Jon: yeah your podiatrist has a foot fetish.

Podiatrist by UncleEddie April 23, 2010

Porrateo 

When someone smokes, drinks, has sex without protection, ect. It all falls under this category. Porrateo is the combination of all crazy fun things a human being can do. A way of living.

"Last night there was some intense porrateo going on at Robert's house."

"Moisty's party is gonna be full of porrateo."

Porrateo by Skurai November 9, 2012

Podcats 

Podcats are everywhere. They are all around us, even now in this very room. You can see them when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel them when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. Unfortunately, no one can be told what Podcats are. You must see for yourself.

(exclaimed in public to strangers, as is custom) Podcats!

Podcats by Dr. John A. Zoidberg December 10, 2011

podravka 

Common white church girl from Kastav(Croatia).Got many boys but she wants only Jesus.

Ej podravka!Kad je misa?

podravka by ivanjuric January 9, 2020