Podcats are everywhere. They are all around us, even now in this very room. You can see them when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel them when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. Unfortunately, no one can be told what Podcats are. You must see for yourself.
(exclaimed in public to strangers, as is custom) Podcats!
by Dr. John A. Zoidberg June 12, 2011