pocketrat 

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

pocketrat by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

Pocketfriend 

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.

"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

Pocketfriend by PocketwifeRachael July 8, 2009

Pochetti 

A dressing gown pocket full of shit

Ere what’s in my fucking pochetti

Pochetti by Mearlyyeh July 28, 2018

pocketidit 

verb. to nearly be caught masturbating/jacking off and quicly "pocketing" your dick to avoid getting caught

i nearly got caught masturbating yesterday but luckily i pocketidit

pocketidit by sgt.plachenkov February 28, 2011

peckertrish  

1) Part-time shelf-stocker; full-time MILF
2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky”
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness

1) That peckertrish should stop fluffing the customers and start restocking the acai berry pills. She’ll never make commission that way.
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”

peckertrish by Peckermora December 22, 2008

canadien pocketknife 

A slang term for a broken bottle when used as a weapon

he grabbed a beer and made a Canadien pocketknife
The canadien pocketknife in my chest hurts

canadien pocketknife by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007

pocketer 

Noun: A person who engages in the process of pocketing. A person who has been pocketed by someone else often chooses to pocket another person in a sort of competition among pocketers who try to steal the most pockets. Pocketers label the pockets which they have stolen and keep them as a sort of trophy.

Jack, Mike, and Kyle are all pocketers trying to steal Neil's pockets.
Jack thinks that he is a better pocketer than Kyle because he has more pockets than Kyle.
Kyle was disappointed after pocketing Tyler because he was not able to keep the pocket.

pocketer by Forest Prefontaine May 1, 2008