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Pocket Nazi
Pocket Nazi
Noun:
1. A small minded person with limited imagination whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table, and, once a battery has been inserted (orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Definition:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting for the common good.
Origin:
Originally a Buddhist symbol of peace and kept on one's person on a chain or in a pocket, the German Nazi party adopted and adapted the image by reversing it and the swastika became mis-associated and interpreted as an image of oppression and racism.
The term 'pocket nazi' refers to the oppressive characteristics of people who should not be given any position of authority since their behaviour immediately becomes reminiscent of authoritarian dictators.
Noun:
1. A small minded person with limited imagination whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table, and, once a battery has been inserted (orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Definition:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting for the common good.
Origin:
Originally a Buddhist symbol of peace and kept on one's person on a chain or in a pocket, the German Nazi party adopted and adapted the image by reversing it and the swastika became mis-associated and interpreted as an image of oppression and racism.
The term 'pocket nazi' refers to the oppressive characteristics of people who should not be given any position of authority since their behaviour immediately becomes reminiscent of authoritarian dictators.
Usage:
"Christ what a pocket nazi."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"Fuck-off you pocket nazi!"
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
"Christ what a pocket nazi."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"Fuck-off you pocket nazi!"
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
Pocket Nazi by Karl Gunter July 16, 2008
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Pocket Nazi
Noun:
1. A small minded person with limited imagination, whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table and, once a battery has been inserted (in orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Usage:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting 'for the common good'.
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
1. A small minded person with limited imagination, whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table and, once a battery has been inserted (in orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Usage:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting 'for the common good'.
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
"Christ, what a pocket nazi."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"What a fucking pocket nazi!"
"I need a new pocket nazi - this one stinks."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"What a fucking pocket nazi!"
"I need a new pocket nazi - this one stinks."
Pocket Nazi by Karl Gunter July 16, 2008
Pocketrazzi
Your phone decides to turn into a paparazzi in your pocket and takin hundreds of beautiful pictures off....pocket.
*gets out phone to show a particular picture but has to scroll through hundreds of pictures of nothing* "Man, how lame! My phone decided to be a pocketrazzi!"
Pocketrazzi by beautifulmistake_2013 March 7, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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