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Pocket Sausage 

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
Pocket Sausage by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013
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hot sausage pocket 

A vagina that is ready and waiting.
yo my girl was so horny, she just wanted me to fill her hot sausage pocket.
hot sausage pocket by biggestredd November 2, 2009

sausage pocket 

A vagina or brown eye aka an ASS.
Dude i put my dick in her sausage pocket.
sausage pocket by Robert Parker January 2, 2004

Sausage Pocket 

A slut/ whore. The word Sausage Pocket is a old english courseword often used to describe slags and whores.
1. He has a sausage in his pocket.
2. She is such a sausage pocket!
3. euw what a sausage pocket!
Sausage Pocket by Beavenhauser January 23, 2012

Sausage Filled Hot Pocket 

Honey I'm hungry! Come here then and I will give you a Sausage Filled Hot Pocket!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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