A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube
by gfjb October 29, 2015
a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)
by ubertyrant July 11, 2008
1. A term used in reference to a vagina, derived from the comparison of a penis to a rocket, and the insertion of the penis into the vagina
by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006
by jizzinator January 5, 2009
A MALE THONG OR G-STRING THAT WHEN WORN HAS THE TENDENCY TO FORM TO THE PENIS AND SCROTUM AND SIMULATE A SLEEVE OR COCOON AROUND THE PENIS AND SCROTUM...
by BUTTBUSTER December 5, 2009
by drb350 January 19, 2011
A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!
by becy May 3, 2005