plutz

To collapse in exhaustion.

I've been carrying these heavy books all day, I'm going to plutz on the couch.

by J2J December 23, 2007

Plutz

The reduction in penis size after an erection.

After ejaculation, the penis will plutz to it's normal size.

by Pete344 September 21, 2007

Plutz

A fart-like sound made by pressing your lips together on someone else's body parts (arm, belly, cheek, neck, etc.) and blowing firmly enough until your lips vibrate on their skin.

I went to give her a kiss but surprised her with a plutz instead.

I gave my baby a plutz on the belly to make her laugh.

by Sheldon-L February 6, 2009

plutz

verb.

1.A female who has below average ugly looks.
2. Something that is stupid

1. "Look at that chick over there! Man she's plutz!"
2. "Nah, thats just plutz"

by Monty March 1, 2004

plutzing

Doing a series of small tasks that did not need to be done at the time, but needed to be done at some point. Usually doing many at a time or switching often between. Plutzing usually leaves the person who was plutzing around feeling exhausted while not really feeling like anything was accomplished. Sometimes people plutz to avoid doing other things that are more important,.

I knew you were going to drop by this evening, so I spent my afternoon plutzing around the house and while I was putting some of my old photos in boxes, I ended up finding our old high school yearbooks.

by Gareth Daniel September 19, 2013