A phony that only invites you to events to gain gifts or something of value.
EXAMPLE: my phony friends are plunder whores.
EXAMPLE: my phony friends are plunder whores.
by rapunzell November 18, 2012
There has to be 2 people present in this act. Both he/she butt holes need to be touching each other. butt hole to butt hole.Then both individuals need to shit at the same time, making 2 poops become 1 poop.
One time I ate peanuts before poop plundering and made a nutty mess.
After a long day of poop plundering, Danny and Scott's bum holes were sore.
After a long day of poop plundering, Danny and Scott's bum holes were sore.
by HYM3N_DESTR0R February 5, 2014
You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!
Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.
by Me love de analrama. July 1, 2006
Someone who has selfish sex with women with the intention to only gain pleasure not giving. In most cases occurs at the end of a night out, usually with a one night stand, when someone is really horny but doesn't have much energy.
Example1;
Woman1: "Was that guy any good last night".
Woman2: "No, he was a clunge plunderer!"
Example2;
Male1: "Right it's four in the morning I am going to pick up a stray"
Male2: "Haha you horny bastard, fuck off and get some then you clunge plunderer"
Woman1: "Was that guy any good last night".
Woman2: "No, he was a clunge plunderer!"
Example2;
Male1: "Right it's four in the morning I am going to pick up a stray"
Male2: "Haha you horny bastard, fuck off and get some then you clunge plunderer"
by Clamlydia June 28, 2011
Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.
by ass pirating December 13, 2013
When the sex is the most amazing ever, and you know there will never be any comparison. Then you get dumped, leaving your heart broken and your pussy plundered.
by Please Dont stop April 9, 2016
One who proceeds to ram various objects up another's arsehole, usually repeating such words as 'Arrrrgh, me hearties' and 'Shiver me timbers'
by Evil Rowden May 16, 2003