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One who proceeds to ram various objects up another's arsehole, usually repeating such words as 'Arrrrgh, me hearties' and 'Shiver me timbers'
Faheem Ayub, the most vicious ass plunderer to sail the seven seas

See also 'Captain Pugwash'
by Evil Rowden May 16, 2003