Plotium

Any substance that seems to defy normal laws of physics for the convenience of plot in literature or film. This can take any form necessary to advance or enhance a plot and oftentimes is central to the plot its self.

Kyrptonite in the Superman series. "Magic" Bullets in movies. Firearms that never seem to run out of ammunition could be said to be filled with Plotium-made bullets, as there is a Conservation of Matter defying amount of them per magazine.
Action Hero's are usually almost entirely made out of Plotium.

Usage: "The main character's shirt must be made of Plotium because it deflected bullets even though it's just a cotton tee shirt!"

Plotium by Ozzynator October 11, 2009

Plotemaic 

Call your friends this if you wanna call them ancient on a new frickin level

Josh, you still play on the Ps2, you fucken plotemaic

Plotemaic by Plotemaic August 27, 2021

PLOTUMEKODOFAROSIOUS 

when a man has a long enough dick too bend his dick all the way up his ass and have an orgasm at the moment and soon the man will get overly pleasured and his dick will come out his belly button.

that man just did a PLOTUMEKODOFAROSIOUS

PLOTUMEKODOFAROSIOUS by NC & CI August 18, 2004