by Evansbee May 18, 2005
"Hey john, I want you to meet my mother."
"No brandy, I'd rather not. I've seen that plotch digging through trash cans for her next meal before."
"No brandy, I'd rather not. I've seen that plotch digging through trash cans for her next meal before."
by Some fucktard June 23, 2017
Drunk, but a specific inebriation where the person is slow to respond; has a slight grin & happy countenance about them; and usually the person is surprised by the speed/level of their own drunkenness.
More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".
More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".
"The sales girls in town for the weekend were plotched} on White Zinfandel before our sailboat had even exited the marina."
by Taylor Fladgate October 1, 2007
the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed
Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor
by Dylowned June 7, 2005
Plotched.. Drunk, rambles blah blah blah , oh shiny look at that. 14 topics in 35 seconds then back to the original.
Plotched.. Someone who keeps talking, will switch topics multiple times quickly, and go right back to the original topic like nothing happened just like a squirrel who saw something shiny
by Odie11804 December 16, 2022