Top Definition
(verb) To chowder ones pants.
Oh my God, that girl was so hot that I plotched myself.
by Evansbee May 17, 2005
the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed
Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor
by Dylowned June 07, 2005

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