Plotch

(verb) To chowder ones pants.

Oh my God, that girl was so hot that I plotched myself.

by Evansbee May 19, 2005

plotch

the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed

Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor

by Dylowned June 16, 2005

Plotch

A very offensive and vulgar term used to define a woman who is poor or broke.

"Hey john, I want you to meet my mother."

"No brandy, I'd rather not. I've seen that plotch digging through trash cans for her next meal before."

by Some fucktard June 23, 2017

plocha

(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.

Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!

by Panchooo July 31, 2020

potch koffie

One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.

Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.

by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021

Potch

An emo bisexual alcoholic.

“Who’s that homo lurking in the corner”
“Oh that’s just potch I think he has autism”

by Gferda July 6, 2023

ploching

the act of destroying a good joke

"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"

by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012