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the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed
Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor
plotch by Dylowned June 16, 2005
A very offensive and vulgar term used to define a woman who is poor or broke.
"Hey john, I want you to meet my mother."

"No brandy, I'd rather not. I've seen that plotch digging through trash cans for her next meal before."
Plotch by Some fucktard June 23, 2017
(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.
Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!
plocha by Panchooo July 31, 2020

potch koffie

One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.
Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.
potch koffie by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021
“Who’s that homo lurking in the corner”
“Oh that’s just potch I think he has autism”
Potch by Gferda July 6, 2023

ploching 

the act of destroying a good joke
"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"
ploching by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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