A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.
'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.
by What the Deuce? June 26, 2005
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Plaid shorts, usually not acceptable to wear out in public unless at a golf tourament.
People who want to get laid should not wear plorts.
by YesImAGinger November 08, 2010
Plaid shorts. Usually worn as swim wear, the style is making a comeback for daily wear. Plorts are a close cousin of the jort, or blue jean shorts.
That guy is wearing some sweet plorts.
by Kat the Lake Rat June 14, 2008
to run into a building by accident
"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."
by MirandaD November 11, 2007