n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney
Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!
by Dr. Mung March 11, 2004
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A person who is a colossal simp for their significant other
‘He was talking to that girl all night. He’s a right Plooney.’
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Used to describe someone who is a colossal simp for their significant other
‘He was talking to that girl all night. He’s a right Plooney.’
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Bruno is my hero for Plooney...
when i saw Intolerable Crulety...i had the urge to plooney
by shirabobira March 21, 2004
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plooney your mom is the act of plooney. But, the image of George Clooney is held by your mother sitting in a chair across the room, but in plain sight, of where you are your partner are copulating.
When asked to plooney she responded, Plooney your mom bitch! He later attempted to do so but missed causing an unfortunate clean up for his mother.
by Professor Quinta October 17, 2005
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