plonker

What you call someone who is so drunk that his head hits the table and makes a loud "Plonk!"

Ingrid is such a plonker! She is smashed out of her mind!

by Boberto the Great November 8, 2007

Plonker

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.

Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!

by gerbear85 May 28, 2008

Plonker

Plonker:
Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded

Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER

by Moodygeezer May 27, 2009

Plonker

To be extremely drunk.

Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!

by gerbear85 May 29, 2008

Plonker

1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator

My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.

by Jack_Mier May 19, 2014

plonker

Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.

When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)

by Michiwawa February 9, 2012

plonker

an absolute nut case

luke don't, he will kill you, he's a plonker

by andy21224234324 August 9, 2013