When you get tired and you sit or lay down on a soft surface making a "plomp" sound.
Man i need to plomp into bed.
by Pestilence1 March 15, 2018
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To sit your self down after a long and exhautsing day.
I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.

All i want to do is plomp!
by Dav321 July 6, 2016
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.... plomp says it all dont you think ....
by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008
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the physical act of taking a shit. Usually after suffering from constipation for several days.
1:John made plomp all over Mary's bare head.

2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004
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When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.
The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.
by F023425 April 8, 2013
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The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.
Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.
by Raebosss November 18, 2016
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To smack a chick in the face with your cock after you came in her mouth!
Dude i plomping ur mom last night!
by niggahh_niga_what-what!!! June 17, 2009
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