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a very small man in a very big hat
.... plomp says it all dont you think ....
by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008
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To sit your self down after a long and exhautsing day.
I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.

All i want to do is plomp!
by Dav321 July 06, 2016
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the physical act of taking a shit. Usually after suffering from constipation for several days.
1:John made plomp all over Mary's bare head.

2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 04, 2004
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To rip your balls off and smack someone in the face with them.
Kassie, i am going to plomp you!
by FattyFuk October 18, 2011
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To prod your penis into the anus without inserting it for pleasure. Usually only done by homosexual males but occasionally straight men do it as a tease to other men in public places such as change rooms and public showers.
"man i can't believe what i just saw. while kenedy was changing colin walked up and plomped him."
by Tekasumbowdee October 04, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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