When it’s been more than 1 month you haven’t had sex, you make it up with a gal and she asks you to go to hers, you should use this expression
“So, is it going to be playing at home or away?”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank”
by Gepet January 3, 2018
by quickspider15 March 23, 2015
An age that covers all the legal possibilities with none of the humiliating decreptitude associated with aging.
by Blazing Goddess May 11, 2009
Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge, easy to join, and should also be avoided like the plague. Despite having millions of members, you(as a poor, single sap pressured by your friends/relatives to find love) will find it very difficult to actually discover that special someone. Instead, here you will find Plenty of:
Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Con Artists
Gold Diggers
Convicted Felons
Fake Rednecks
Psychopaths
Transvestites
Perverts
Cougars
So unless you volunteer to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give in by signing up to this website. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Con Artists
Gold Diggers
Convicted Felons
Fake Rednecks
Psychopaths
Transvestites
Perverts
Cougars
So unless you volunteer to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give in by signing up to this website. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Guy Friend:"So, have you been seeing anyone recently?"
You:"Um, no. Not really, why is that?"
Guy Friend's Girlfriend:"We all have noticed that you've been on your own quite a lot recently. And you're such a catch! You don't deserve to be lonely."
Guy Friend:"You could give Plenty of Fish a try. One of my distant relatives actually met the love of his life through that site."
You (in a semi-disgusted manner):"Plenty of Fish, you got to be kidding me! Have any of you noticed all the catfish and predators on there!!! And that site is full of amphibians too!! Trust me, the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with a bunch of polliwogs!"
You:"Um, no. Not really, why is that?"
Guy Friend's Girlfriend:"We all have noticed that you've been on your own quite a lot recently. And you're such a catch! You don't deserve to be lonely."
Guy Friend:"You could give Plenty of Fish a try. One of my distant relatives actually met the love of his life through that site."
You (in a semi-disgusted manner):"Plenty of Fish, you got to be kidding me! Have any of you noticed all the catfish and predators on there!!! And that site is full of amphibians too!! Trust me, the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with a bunch of polliwogs!"
by Keep it REEL October 9, 2015
In Halo, when two or more players are idle and therefore not doing anything during the game. Eventually they end up spawning right next to each other. This is good news for the opposing team, who will find these players and kill them for an a few easy kills. Usually happens when a player and his group of guests leave the TV unattended and forget they're playing halo.
by Tremblay March 11, 2008
the current president of the United States. A character in Dick Tracy. The name fits Barack Obama well. A name used in derision of the phoney pretense Barack Obama has to offer. Who ever heard of a small time local politician who lucked out being elected to the Senate and given the presidents job? No one. That is who. And so we give him a derisive moniker.
by Scottie B Hornay June 8, 2010
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