Please

P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM

Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"

by whitewolf3131 December 23, 2016

Please?

A way of saying "repeat yourself", or "huh?" in Cincinnati, Ohio. Usually said in combination with a hand held to the ear in a "I can't hear you" fashion.

Man 1: Hey did you see the Bengals game today?
Man 2 (holding his hand to his ear): Please?

by dinkohio February 7, 2010

Please

A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself

Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.

by Yummyyummyhippo May 14, 2014

Please

A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.

'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'

by Matt Bates November 16, 2004

No, please, no

When you're voting for words on Urban Dictionary because you're bored, and you run out of words. Often cried out, maybe with a few sobs added in for good measure.

No, please, no, Urban Dictionary can't be out of voting words already!

by NotTheRealRwar October 22, 2016

Pleased

Where one or more people/person feels proud or happy with an accomplished task

Pleasure to meet you Britney Spears / ‘ I am pleased with myself

by Claude Monet April 4, 2019

Please

A word often said in a deep voice, by the manager of the Lee Wood hotel in Buxton.

"Now come on, please"

by biggarethhouse March 31, 2004