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platanaso 

To hit or to get hit over the head with a platano(plantain)
Oye! Sige jodiendo y te voy a da un platanaso!
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Plitman (noun)- to nonchalantly and skillfully shotgun a Red Bull. Best when executed in conspicuous location or time (i.e. a library, an airport security checkpoint, while having sex)
I was in the library cramming for a test but couldn't stay awake so I did a plitman.
plitman by ragepi November 6, 2011
Spanish for Plantain, a starchy relative to the banana that's used in carribean cooking. Never eaten raw.

In the southwest US, this the word used to describe ordinary Bananas.

Also used as an insult to refer to Dominicans, especially to call someone a "come platano" (platano eater).
Platanos are good when sliced into chips and fried.

Pedro Martinez is a Platano.

Sammy Sosa es un "come platano".

"In Santo Domingo, all that grew was platanos so that's all we ate. We ate platanos with sugar for breakfast, platanos at lunch, and platanos for dinner."
Platano by h0mi May 28, 2004

patmanna 

When you enjoy taking off hott pink panties and throwing them on the bedroom floor.
Girl: why are you patmannaing my hott pink panties?
patmanna by paddymac91 December 13, 2012
One who likes to smear his jizz over another man.
Im gonna plasman you all night long.
a word to describe a Dominican ussualy a male, because Dominicans eat alot of platanos
Sammy Sosa is a Platano
Platano by LaDyb May 24, 2005