1. (adj.)the highest degree of coolness one can attain (see also "cool points")
2. (adv.)an action considered to be the pinnacle of coolness (see also "pimp")
2. (adv.)an action considered to be the pinnacle of coolness (see also "pimp")
1. Tony, and Jesus, are by far the most platinum guys on Earth
2. That dropkick Jesus made was platinum
2. That dropkick Jesus made was platinum
by Jay August 20, 2003
When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:
Bronze-Your joke Stinks
Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle
Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long
Platinum-The joke lives on forever
The system typically consists of:
Bronze-Your joke Stinks
Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle
Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long
Platinum-The joke lives on forever
Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!
by J-Badizzle June 29, 2005
An accessory which is required by any homie who wants to earn respect /or to be taken seriously. Always diamond encrusted and worn like a chain, around the neck or wrist.
by omaR April 18, 2003
by Zoobob July 23, 2004
by bicyclenightmare September 30, 2005
"Yeah, man my name is Platinum...I'm the biggest simp I know. I beat off every weekend like my dick owes me money."
by Dubs November 19, 2004