Platformer is an person who likes using different platforms/websites for watching videos, streaming, playing video games or using social media.
Person 1: Hey man, are you a platformer?
Person 2: What the fuck does platformer mean?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary has an answer.
Person 2: What the fuck does platformer mean?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary has an answer.
by RookieMastah December 17, 2017
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
by Bobby N SF July 14, 2018
One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.
Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
by jjboseck May 14, 2011
An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank
by Island Brooio May 20, 2022
Pretty much how the internet started to work once it was accepted that you can kick out people that don't agree with you from your online community. As a result of a culture of 'de-platforming' and censorship, what actually started to happen was that people started to platform "strawman" - intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat rather than engaging with an opponent's real argument - instead.
by cyberphunkisms May 7, 2022
A person who scuttles along the platform as trains come to a halt, trying to be in front of the nearest door, giving the best chance of getting a seat. Sometimes results in humiliation when the train pauses then moves a few metres further, meaning the whole exercise was pointless for the crab. Hardcore commuters have the right to tut as this goes on, as of course they know exactly where the door will be and don't need to scuttle.
Whilst standing at Finchley Road in the morning chatting to a friend as a crab approaches, "Damn here comes a Platform Crab, I'll just strategically place my briefcase here to end their scuttle"
by Sam Crawley September 9, 2005
When a software product, usually a video game is being developed for multiple systems (ex. playstation 3, xbox 360.) the devloper will often create the product on one then create a port, or reformatted version for the other. The system that the software is developed for first is the lead platform.
"The lead platform for Dragon Age Orgins was the PC and ports were created for the PS3 and the X Box 360
by The_Darkness January 12, 2011