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Platelingus 

plate-a-lingus noun

The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.

The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.
The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.

Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.
Platelingus by Nails11 July 7, 2011
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Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

papalingus 

Obsessive and obsequious devotion to the pope.
Pope John Paul II's death will be followed by weeks of mandatory papalinugs.
papalingus by Iblis March 22, 2005

papalingus 

An revoltingly obsequious fawning devotion to the pope.
The one thing that I dread about the death of JPII is the 24 and seven media papalingus that will follow.
papalingus by Iblis May 13, 2005

plátilingus 

The passionate desire to thoroughly bury your face in the remnants of your glorious dinner or desert and vigorously lick it clean so that there's no evidence that any food product ever graced the plate.
Oh god, Christopher's chocolate tower had me quaking with desire to perform plátilingus on the leftover creamy, thick sauce.
plátilingus by madcat078 June 16, 2017

Patatingus 

A crisp that tastes really good
Quereis patatingus?
Patatingus by Melonzi January 14, 2019

pastalingus

Pastalingus, the act of eating day old cold spaghetti from your partners vagina or ass.
So last night I made a huge batch of spaghetti for the misses and I. There was enough leftover , so I decided to spread them cheeks lay some pasta down and perform Pastalingus
pastalingus by BIGSANS November 19, 2021