Skip to main content

Pastronomy 

the study of garlicky cold cuts and deli sandwiches
I know you're into all things dessert, but I'm far more interested in pastronomy.
Pastronomy by thehypermom December 3, 2010
Related Words

Pastroni 

Making sense of pure humor, non-sense and awesomeness!
That shirt is so pastroni!

plastros 

A person or thing that is is fake, artifical or simply superficial
The politician was incredibly plastros, and hence destined for success at the highest level.
plastros by Chris Forehan April 30, 2006

Playtron 

Playtron is my favorite magazine to jack off to.
Playtron by GreenieWords December 27, 2014

plastonitis

When someone gets plastic surgery, hates it, then desperately feels they need to get it again.
History Chanel: "the plastonitis resulted in a debilitating relationship with his son:"

Blanket: "dad! You're scaring me!"

Michael: "SHAMOH-nah"
plastonitis by bighammer69 October 9, 2019

Pastronomy 

The study of Rotten Deli Food that is so gross it is “out of this world” in Outer Space
Instead of studying planets which is astronomy, I’m studying what happens to raw black moldy cheese and stale hard bread once it is exposed to spaces frigid temperatures also known as pastronomy.

Yo bro did you pass your pastronomy exam?
Pastronomy by Da Rotten TunaMan January 29, 2020