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The Plastics 

They're teen royalty. If North Shore was US Weekly, they would always be on the cover. That one there, that's Karen Smith She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English class last year. She asked me how to spell orange. And that little one?Thats Gretchen Wieners. She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. Thats why her hair is so big. Its full of secrets. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho bag but in reality she is so much more than that.
The Plastics are the best fucking part of Mean Girls
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Monkey Plastics 

Cheap shoes, shoes that are made of inferior material. Shoes that are usually consisted mostly of plastic.
"Man, look at John with those monkey plastics on".

"My mom is supposed to be gettin me some new shoes, I hope they're not monkey plastics!"
Monkey Plastics by Jashobeam March 27, 2010

plastisnatch 

Plural: plastisnatches

A woman who has undergone an excessive amount of plastic surgery
Elizabeth left her plastic surgeons office after getting her nose job. It was her 5th plastic surgery this year and she was starting to look like a plastisnatch.

The Plastics 

Three to four (depending on the time) very mean high school girls that think they rule the school until a new girl arrives and beats them into the ground. Also, the leaser of the group gets hit by a bus.
We call those three 'The Plastics'
They're shiny, fake, and hard.

Plastiscines 

a young French all-woman rock'n'roll band that formed a few years ago. They consist of:

Katty Beanard - vocals + guitar

Marine Neuilly - guitar

Louise Basillein - bass

Anais Vandevywere - drums.

Their sound is based on post-punk and New Wave styles, pretty similar to another great all-woman band from the 80's, the Go-Gos. The singing is done in both English and their native French. Their first album was LP1, which featured the hits "Loser", "Pop In, Pop Out" and the Joan Jett -inspired "Shake". Late last year they released "about love" - it's one of the best albums put out last year. Check them out, they're one terrific export from France.
1. The Plastiscines got their name from "plastiscine", a word found in the lyrics of the psychedelic Beatles hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds". That word itself refers to a glue or cement which is sold in the U.K. and Europe.

2. The Plastiscines are the vanguard of what may well be a revival of rock'n'roll music. For over a decade there has been chumpy boy bands, gangsta (c)rap, American Idol puke pop, phony country, phony punk, phony r & b, stupid airheads who have zero talent who shake their butts (with dancers behind them), lip-syncing to a disc while people gawk in an empty-headed way, and other bullshit. Now here is an all-female rock group that writes and sings their songs and actually plays their own instruments. Yes they are young, cute and French (ooh la la) but they make and perform SONGS. Music is their #1 priority. How about them apples?

3. There's other fresh new bands too - the Danish boy/girl (ala Eurythmics) duo the Ravionettes, Datarock from Norway, the French band Phoenix and the new guitar goddess from Down Under - Orianthi Panagaris - all who are worth hearing. After so many years of musical hell and the "Worst Decade Ever" (the 00's), rock'n'roll and its culture may finally be coming back to life again. I hope so.
Breast(s) that have been augmented by plastic surgery.
That girl has total plastits - she used to be a B cup, now she's a D.
plastit by writegrrrl October 17, 2006

fantastic plastics

Noun:
CD Turntables specifically Pioneer CDJ 1000's but can be used to describe any CDJ Player. Used in lieu of Wheels of Steel when referring to said CD Turntables.
I can get as drastic on the Fantastic Plastics as I did back in the day on the Wheels of Steel!
fantastic plastics by SeVere January 7, 2009