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Plasters radio 

Paul “I saw Sharon’s holiday photos, in one of them she looks like a plasterers radio”

Chaz “ plasterers radio? Was she working while she was away?”

Paul “ that’s one way to put it, working her lips around plenty of cock and getting men to shoot their whack all over her”

Chaz “dirty old slag”

Plasters radio covered in seaman
Plasters radio by Paz1878 November 12, 2022
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Face like a Plasters radio 

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.
I'd make her face like a plasters radio.

Quirky with the plasters 

A term used by someone in my school who thinks they're epic. Wrong.
I'm so quirky with the plasters mate you can't even
Quirky with the plasters by Meiwosk September 13, 2021
Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.
Plastered by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

plasterbate 

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)
"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"
plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008

Plaster Cast 

The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.

The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.

Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.
Roger yanked off so much into his tube sock that he turned it into a plaster cast.
Plaster Cast by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016

Plasterer's radio 

A person's face when freshly spunked on

"I left her face looking like a plasterer's radio"
Plasterer's radio by will_scarlet September 16, 2003