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plant a tree 

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
plant a tree by Sex ED July 28, 2006

plant a tree 

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."
plant a tree by its earth day April 22, 2008

plant a tree 

You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.
Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!

Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!

plant it like a fucking apple tree 

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing
"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026