Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.
Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"
Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"
Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"
by phishtails September 11, 2009